Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
The irony! Lol. That's something to laugh at in a week or two! Good for you trying to be in shape!
graceinsheepwear 34
The right action is stairing you right in the face!
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Comments (73)
sangria91_fml 5
Next time you'll take the stairs =)
metreman 19
don't worry op i got stuck in a lift too it was at high school i mean i would not mind but i need the loo and before u asked yes the lift did work again and yes i got to the loo lol
mattrd_fml 31
Sorrh op, but if you are trying to lose weight, maybe the stairs would be a better option next time.
djPanda 8
The universe is ****** up right now
Simoneaux17 11
"universe" lol
MaySFML 4
First source of motivation for a fitness class. Take the stairs next time (y)
sanecatlady 13
At least you didn't get stuck on the way back from fitness class. That would be like a bus breaking down on the way home from school.
pfft123 14
Unless the fitness class is at the 66th floor, YDI. Take the stairs.
baseline59 3
Same thing happened to me. Except it was an escalator.
karma8033 2
That's why I always take the stairs. I hate elevators, I don't trust them at all.