MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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Comments (180)
fallenkilljoy 13
Wait.... You do ****?
AshPokemon 13
thats because you spend more time on the former and very rarely on the latter. bah dum tsss
quackImapenguin 16
YDI for supporting an industry that is built on and profits off of the rape of women. Financial coercion is not consent.
Rosskow 8
Google is the only one who remember my birthday..
pkirkem 13
Maybe u shud b out making friends instead of watching **** all day