By izerz - 26/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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izerz 0

OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol

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Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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YDI man, rid yourself of the bottle....and your less-than-classy taste in drinks.

lifesabit 0

#6 congratz... you are yet another one of the posters that makes me facepalm. Lol @ all the kids who think parents have no right to do anything in their own homes and will prob be the worst parents ever in the horrible scenario where they actually have kids.

12...of course parents have a right ro things in their own home, but equally their kids have a right to privacy so its difficult to know where to draw the line. i think the kids room should be private or at least have some areas the parents dont go into but obviously it depends on your family and relationships with your parents etc...but making a generalised statement like that is just ridiculous.

Wow... hiding liquor in your parent's house... Then again, when my dad was helping me move out of my apartment after my junior year of college, he found an empty bottle of Kaluha. He just looked at it, and said "You're lucky your mother isn't here" and then threw it away.

JFry 0

Dude that happend to me! I have half a bottle of tequila that I had drank with my mates, awesome fun :) And my brother was going thru my stuff . . weird and he found it a tattled. So im grounded for the weekend wich sucks casue i kinda wanted to go out tmr haha

Could you please repeat that, but on English this time?

peach vodka? really? also, don't hide booze in your parents' house unless you KNOW they won't find it. which you probably thought you did.

#9...no one cares. And whoop for the vodka, Id be honoured if my mom found vodka under my bed...too bad I dont live at home.

HAHAURLIFESUX 0

Next time get a couple sprite bottles and empty them and then pour the vodka in them. That way if your mom sees a couple mostly full sprite or water bottles for that matter in your room she won't think twice about it. Also propel works GREAT, I think they even have a peach flavor to help cover your butt if you actually choose to keep drinking peach vodka.

peach vodka LOL WEAK SHIT SON captian and coke > all nuff said

ATchick_08 0

Lmao this seriously just happened to me yesterday .. except it wasn't peach vodka lol It was regular smirnoff she found while lookin for money