By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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starflyer59 17

look them in the eye and finish like a boss!

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Dcm210 19

You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.

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tygerarmy 35

Next time ask them to give you a hand.

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ColbyM88 5

unless it was by a family member

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NoFlippinWai 24

or especially if its a family member, depending on what yoire into. no judgement.

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RoseBlack123 37

... pretty sure if you got caught once, you should stop... ._.

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challan 19

Stopping without completion is never a good time.

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rg350dx 29

That makes them horny in both senses of the word!

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NoFlippinWai 24

thats it freshpie, look at the big... picture.

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ileenefudge 29

Maybe do as everyone else suggested and get a lock? It's really not that hard to get one or lock the door if you already have one.

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allliseee 8

roommates? then get youself a 'dont disturb' door hanger.

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NoFlippinWai 24

or "If theres screaming, its probably rape" sign. Its more funny if youre alone though.

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chandlerbelacic 17

I feel really bad for you... Ill get you a lock for Christmas

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slappygecko 21

Did you look them straight in the eye and finish strong?

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jstorie95 8

Should've learned your lesson the first time

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