Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I got my multivariable calc final back, only to realize that the ten points I got off was for putting 10 + 15 = 35 on a problem. My teacher wrote ten question marks and “No???? 25???? :(“ next to it. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Top comments
omglolydi 0
lololol that's hilarious. Good to hear that he has a sense of humor while failing you.
Serial 2
well, just write WTF on the front page and hand it back in
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Comments (245)
Sssadow 0
Lol! I love your teacher, thats hilarious.
yesbutnotyou 0
OMG that's so awesome! hahaha that would totally be my math test though, because I suck at math pretty majorly.
barbidoll 0
haha someone made this a bumpersticker on facebook... that made my day!
El_Oh_El 0
LAWL. But man, I hope that teacher is doing his/her job.
tibbler 0
lol-my geometry teacher gave me -3 on a 100pt test for "being stupid"
IAmBridgette 0
Ahahaha.
ProXperO 0
hahahaha this is not FML, this is hilarious! you've made all our lives a little better. =]
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Learn maths.
Tobias_Grey 0
^ What HE said.
meaganwas 0
You have the ******* coolest professor ever.