Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
No money down
Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, my father's company shut down his branch, leaving him without a job. This is followed by a letter from my school's financial aid office, saying I'm not getting a penny because my family's income level is too high. FML
Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML
Seize the means
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML
Cousin Ricky
Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML
Close, so close
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML
The struggle is real
Today, I got denied for the second job I thought I had lined up, because I’m technically related to the manager. I’ve only met her once in my life before today. The other was due to a hiring freeze. My unemployment is almost out and these are the only two calls I’ve got. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Top comments
kcTheGreat 2
Get a real job. With real bosses, that pay real money.
zingline89 18
By chance do your parents own Myspace?
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Comments (120)
Akharr01 5
Burn
babygirl_015 11
Never work with family
ALLDAY88 8
This guy is probably not telling us the part where he isn't getting paid because he doesn't do anything since his parents own the company.
zack11289 3
Aw poor baby....mommy and daddy won't pay you cuz you won't get off your lazy ass and find a job. Life just sucks don't it?
thatonetroll 0
This is correct.
Phobetor 5
It has always been my understanding that the company from which you are terminated is responsible for paying the unemployment money you get. I could be wrong, but if
swimmersrok 0
What do they pay you in? Hugs and kisses??
Phobetor 5
I'm correct, you just got a pay cut(which is a real pain in the ass to continue collecting for any period of time. Good luck to you!
MissHayleyJames 7
Working for family can definitely suck but can also be better than working anywhere else sometimes.
goddamniluvme 0
Fool me once shame on u, fool me twice then in jus a dumbass for letting u get me! Learn from this story!
paradiseisland01 0
Then find a new job, with a different boss, the plus side in this is that having a new boss they will appreciate your hard work .