By JustSayNo - 11/08/2013 23:23 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 245
You deserved it 40 006

Same thing different taste

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CommentModerated 17

Why would you not listen to that advice?

Why would you think that's a good idea? Listen to your doctor next time, YDI.

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lazygirlWOW 9

You look just as bad as one direction now. YDI OP.

Drugs & alcohol will do that to a person

Why were you trying to convince teenagers you were from a pop band in the first place OP?

RedPillSucks 31

why the hell not? The FML doesn't say how old OP was or how old the teenagers were. 19 is still a teenager, and OP could be 21

jw90 18

That's just common sense OP.

Not mixing meds with alcohol is just common sense. But then again, common sense is rarely common.

rety1 13

Actually, that's just you being a drunk idiot OP. The real reason your doc said not to mix those is because certain pain killers have a suppressive effect on the respiratory system (the one we use to breath..) alcohol has this same effect on the same system in the body.. Mixing them doesn't just cause drunken stupidity, it can actually cause death.

Why would you disregard your doctor's instructions? Mixing alcohol and painkillers can be fatal. Your doctor didn't tell you not to do it to prevent you from acting like a moron. He did it to prevent you from OD'ing and dying.

you do realize these are doctors and they tell patients what they're supposed to do for a reason and not for ***** and giggles

ViRepz 28

It's also probably because you're not the brightest bulb.

I love how the connection between 1D member and a complete moron is so obvious that even someone who is drunk out of his mind can make that connection.