Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML
Today, I found out my doctors could've killed me by mixing two meds that react badly and shouldn't be mixed. I've been taking them together for a year. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, an actual doctor told me I’ve been “passed around like a bong at a party”, referring to how many doctors have treated my MS condition. Worse yet, I responded with, “Don’t worry, I’m used to it”, without realising how that would sound. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for crippling back pain that made it impossible to walk. The doctor was more interested in telling me off for not taking a pill that he admitted doesn't help acute pain. He then gave me an injection that wore off in an hour, and sent me home, telling me to take over the counter meds. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
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CommentModerated 17
Why would you not listen to that advice?
lex1459 38
Why would you think that's a good idea? Listen to your doctor next time, YDI.
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Comments (87)
DividableByZero 11
Not mixing drugs and alcohol is common sense. Both can seriously harm you. OP is lucky to walk away with just a bruised ego.
Rhondaplp 11
I would of laughed at you too ... 1D is a joke
akiahara 14
You must've missed the common sense class in your youth.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Oh damn... I knew I missed something important the day I skipped school to go see that 1D concert!!
PenguinBitch 44
I believe you're a bigger nitwit than 1D.
Melix 31
Well, atleast you learned your lesson. :)
wewe20 9
Miffed?
RossJohn 3
It means annoyed
tommylover842 23
Actually it means confused.
RedPillSucks 33
I think #20 is correct. Not sure why the thumb down.
Ginyoshi 5
It actually means upset
Koppol 15
That could be one amazing commercial on why to follow the directions on pill bottles.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
"Frank has taken medication and is on his way to the bar." "Because Frank has decided to take medication and drink at the same time, Frank is now completely inebriated." "Because Frank is inebriated, he is now telling this group of teens he is a Directioner" "Don't tell teens you are a Directioner." "Don't drink and take medication"
Bevspeaks 11
Why take a doctor's advice at all? he obviously makes it all up as he has no idea that there could be terrible side effects to pain killers and alchohol, it's not like he went to college or anything.
Nyx_fml 23
That is why you need to pick a more obscure band. You'll even sound like a hipster. That will make you more of a nitwit if that's what you're going for.
VeganVampyre 27
Just don't even name the band, that'll make you mysterious too, which is even better! "Hey there girls, I'm a practically famous member of that awesome indie band you never heard of! Adore me! Ask for my autograph!"
Enslaved 38
When I looked "miffed" up in the dictionary, it said- Aroused to impatience or anger. I first saw the word "aroused" and was freaked out because the FML is about teenage girls. Then I read the rest of the definition. Phew! :P