Miscellaneous: Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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You deserved it 2 641

By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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Give me a break!!

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 20:00

Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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You deserved it 144

By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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gc327072 30

Monday 3 December 2012 23:24

Sit in between them. hatersgonnahate.jpg

daner10 5

Monday 3 December 2012 23:21

Grade-A jerks!

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DragonzCreator 3

Monday 3 December 2012 23:37

Use Axe deodorant . If that stuff works as good as it does in the commercial, you're good to go :)

docscientist 9

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:12

If you want to smell of gasoline and clear the entire classroom, sure.

Rebi3144 8

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:17

I don't understand why guys think Axe smells good. I don't know a single female who actually likes the smell of it. Maybe Axe is for guys trying to attract guys._.

Ajwc101 24

Tuesday 4 December 2012 7:27

Out if all my female friends which over time is about 10 only one of em likes axe, personally I don't like it.

Krissey_DJ 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:46

OP is a girl, and we tend not to like axe on guys, let alone ourselves

Eelam_star 2

Monday 3 December 2012 23:37

They are probably teenagers that needs to grow the **** up. Don't let these two idiots ruin your self esteem because they are not worth it.

ICastillo 24

Monday 3 December 2012 23:57

OP you got it mixed up, they're fighting to sit next to you man. Well that's how you should look at it. Forget about those stuck up bitches, they're probably ugly anyway.

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:03

#8 has nothing to do with this!

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:09

#8 has nothing to do with this!

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:13

That was supposed to be to another comment. Their number changed so my comment got posted in a different place and I also double posted. I have no idea. Sorry everybody

Outhouse_Pete 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:20

Next time one sits next to you, go "ha ha loser"!

sheldon_cooper_fml 10

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:11

Let them know you only want to sit next to the prettier one. Let them fight about that for a while.

183933 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:18

Look on the bright side... Most losers go unnoticed.

mrtonyanderson 20

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:43

That's the worst phrasing ever. Should've been "sit by" not "sit near to". Ugh.

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