Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me 17 years...

OPhere 15 April 2013, 07:37 Hayward, United States

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me 17 years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

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OPhere 5

16 April 2013, 03:47

OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.

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ColtonStecher 12

15 April 2013, 18:56

What a selfish bitch

perdix 29

15 April 2013, 18:57

In some fields, University of Chicago is more prestigious than Yale. Maturity is not one of them.

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Whathefuck02 8

23 November 2013, 21:57

You're mum is a selfish incosiderate asswipe that deserves to die. I would kill her by shoving electric rods up he nose till they touch her brain and fry it. By the way, if youre wondering i am not a phsyco killer. I am just pissed off at the bitch who is youre so called mother. You should pretend to forgive her then burn her degree.