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By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML

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ujellybro234 18

Friday 4 December 2015 3:44

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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olpally 32

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:37

The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:40

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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H_STAY 3

Sunday 21 February 2016 21:58

So you weren't the only one he pounded

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