By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML
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ujellybro234 18

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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olpally 32

The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

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gosh_mate 30

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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Xion0014 20

You can date your ex's childhood bully now

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Mr_Swazi 11

Give him your lunch money and he'll go away.

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drayloon 50

Looks like he's moved from pounding your face to pounding her muff First he took your lunch money, now he took your girl He gave you a swirly and took your girly This is getting bad I'll stop now

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Niedermayer_20 12

You never kid a man in the money maker. ****. The pain......

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Kuibe 18

I certainly hope you mean ex-girlfriend after you figured out she was having an affair.

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worldclassrager 39

Always comes out on top...let's hope she didn't know it was your bully either way time to move on...

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a3gab 17

Op you don't want revenge in this situation if that's what you thinking but what you can do is leave the bitch and find someone else asap

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