Animals: Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our... - FML

By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

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fidoyal 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 13:53

funny as hell

droptableusers 7

Friday 26 April 2013 17:04

Well if the dog is eating them, he's obviously liking them, and it's not like she's feeding them to you. Keep an eye when she's cooking though.

Janicemr1 3

Saturday 4 May 2013 4:22

my daughters dog takes the booger rags from the bathroom garbage bin .......... I think the dog is lacking some kind of supplement but do not no what it could be. I am hoping someone would be able to help me and let me no what she could be lacking as I love her and would like to be able to help her. So if anyone knows of this happening to there dog and know what they are lacking please let me no. Thanks.

imhope 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:54

WTF

FerniieBabiie 14

Wednesday 2 April 2014 20:33

This has made me laugh so hard that i have a stitch. Poor dog!

everythingelena 28

Saturday 19 December 2015 14:30

ew. ew. ew. ewwwww

EmDizzle2007 28

Sunday 10 March 2019 21:49

it's kinda f'd up. because it comes off as "abuse", but they eat poop, so it's not like it's gonna kill it.

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