Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Top comments
Ribenalion 2
Ouch :/ Perhaps for the best he's the ex-husband then
CallMeHush 1
WOW he works fast huh? He must shoot Miracle Grow.
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Comments (38)
JohnnyTheFox 0
Good thing you split up.
hauptubel 0
Don't feel too bad. He's having a kid, so really he's the one whos life is gonna suck from now on.
schwinn11 0
Good for him, you should take a lesson from your ex an learn to move on
voodootrucker 0
broke up and divorced in 1 week is that even possible
lem0n_fml 0
18, I love you.
girlygirl666 0
Awww, thanks!
hazer 3
And they called her "Turbo Uterus"...
OPISDUMB 0
How would that benefit OP. It's better for him that those babies aren't his...
kisseshugsdrugs 5
isnt that why hes your EX husband?
lo1337a 1
Don't you mean 'estranged' after one week, not ex?
BikerMike 0
At least you got rid of the cheating ******. They now have a child they have to take care of and she gets a cheating ******.