Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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docscientist 10
Can't spell sex without ex.
Doortje 30
Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out. Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)
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42billybob 5
5 consecutive days of work is standard in a week unless you're part time. Also this is why employers enforce the "no dating withing the workforce" policy.
maryaalhindi 9
Well at least he's having a terrible time too since he's obviously single and working on Valentines day
5t3ff1k4h 47
^^ Love my fan base. :D You guys are the reason I continue doing what I'm doing, so thank you.
deadshadow_fml 0
hmm, myabe u 2 will talk things over and end up back together.
metal8214 0
haha thank you for that :)
skinnybinnybitch 0
well maybe you guys will work things out :)
RawrGirl96 4
maybe u 2 can rekindle ur love :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
At least you know he has nothing better to do.
1x1y 12
Lol. I think that's supposed to be "in addition to"
Nwthatzfunny 9
in the jungle the migty jungle......