Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML
gingerleigh tells us more.
it's not a full time job. It's my 2nd job. I'm also in school. I'm not working all 5 nights with him, just 2 including the last, but it's still going to be extreme an extreme over load of work.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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docscientist 10
Can't spell sex without ex.
Doortje 30
Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out. Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)
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bigantennaemay 3
YDI for using 'in conclusion to' which sounds horrible and makes absolutely no sense.
davidjr_saldana 0
hmmmmmm maybe rekindle the old flame on the night shift? i mean no1 will find out ;)
emjay09 0
.... that coming from the girl saying "that sounds right enough". a "not only" or "in addition to" would have sounded much better.
fatalkiss 0
maybe it's a sign...everything happens for a reason? I still can't decide if I should believe in that saying or not
TXjuggalo972 6
op is a girl but if it was a guy yes
5t3ff1k4h 47
1. That's not what I said. 2. What I said does flow, though I will admit "that seems correct enough" would have flowed better. 3. Don't Nazi a Nazi. For the most part, I know how I say something is correct under most standards. I'm in no way perfect, but this is one of those times when I'm right. 4. "Seems right enough" usually implies that the sentence is not perfect, but it's good enough for someone else to understand. So yes, I already knew that other words would have worked better.
fisheatsbear 6
blargle blargle hitler blargle blargle Nazi blargle blargle I'm on fire :o
hpfan777 0
54, shut up. you sound like a moron.
karmy22 0
its the Internet. not real life. who cares?!
scumdizzly 0
Perhaps it's a good time to learn that you shouldn't date your co-workers.