By bob - 07/02/2011 06:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

He misspelled Bob? How? Did he write it backwards?

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DocBastard 38

So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.

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DakotaCat 4

I'd rather be named Chris, Dylan or Matthew than Krystyl, Skylar or something retarded like Alecksandreer.

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fester420 2

anyone can sign for a fedex package, it doesn't matter who the recipient is

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underpaid011 0

looks like FedEx is buying you another $700 package!

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DocBastard 38

So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.

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melisa_hope 9

that is so stupid come up with a better remark or post nothing at all.

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PhoenixFiend 0

44; get the bottle out of your vag and learn to find a little humor in things being said.

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DocBastard 38

Melisa, I'm so sorry that my comment failed to meet your high standard of humour. My sincerest apologies for my transgression. I hope I can make some recompense in some way in the future. Since you are clearly an expert in the field of Good Comments, I beg you to show me me what a "better remark" would look like. I am at your mercy, I applaud your brilliance, and I eagerly await your teachings.

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Privations_fml 3

44- Shut the **** up. The only humor you know is 'Good Humor' ice cream.

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at1325 0

44 look at past posts. there have been plenty of people who actually commented how much they enjoy docbastard's comments. you are very, very alone in your opinion. while you are entitled to your opinion, I am entitled to my opinion that you should go **** yourself.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!

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xoxchelaxox08 17

omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!

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xoxchelaxox08 17

omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!

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xoxchelaxox08 17

omfg 55 I almost pissed myself laughing! maybe her enormous fat cells are blocking some sort of humor receptors, or whatever contributes to a sense of humor. I don't know. I'm not a kick ass doctor like DocBastard!

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xoxchelaxox08 17

god dammit. is there any way to delete multiple posts?

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

dude everyoneluvsboners is my best friend!

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helmet786 4

well that just really sucks now eh? oh well you should sue em xD haha

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sallen0046 4

So call the company you ordered it from and say it was delivered to and signed for by the wrong person. It's really not that hard to fix. Either the company will send you a new one at no cost, or they'll make Fed-Ex pay for it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Can't the person who signed for something they knew wasn't theirs be legally liable, and possibly criminally as well? If OP complains to FedEx or the company and they send him another package, they're going to try to get their money back and FedEx has a paper trail.

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