Kids: Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my...

By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Greatgrandpa - 30/11/2014 17:29 - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - 07/09/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Tuesday 18 June 2013 8:51

You live by example!!

Weika 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 8:51

Now if your grandson gets a child, you'll have done what takes most a century to do, in less than half. Congrats, future great grandpa!

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grandma_troubles 2

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:35

Gotta teach them about the birds & the bees

timss4 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:41

Lol I had a friends brother who was 14 and had a scare... But turns out she cheated ha sad to say but I hope she cheated for your sake

rememberkids 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:49

technically the girl could be charged with sexual interference with a person under the age of 16.

Autumnsbeing 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:51

This is literally gold for reality TV shows.

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:03

Like father, like son ... How do you expect your son to act differently than you do?

qpsarah 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:03

Like father like son

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:07

At this rate, you might be a living Great-Great Grandfather someday!

pattayarick 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:17

You started it.

chashem 17

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:25

At least you will live long enough to see your grandchild graduate and get married

raeleighsmommy 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:09

You make a good point lol

riax 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:39

Ur family is screwed up

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