Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
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Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
Today, I found out that the owner of my workplace hasn't been paying any of the bills and that all 10 people on my crew and I will be losing our jobs in a matter of days. FML
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Top comments
DToast 19
Let her try, see how it turns out hah, they'll be crying for you back
MDoremis 38
Nepotism: it's a powerful thing.
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Comments (32)
slavka012 11
I'm reading "I found out I and a coworker may get laid" and thinking where is the FML here?
Kisaura 7
Me too. Lol So glad I read on.
Grand_Genie 14
What a little shit
lukegerbz 8
me* but I appreciate the attempt
LyricaSilvan 30
And if she ends up being wrong, they're gonna feel really stupid. So the joke is kind of on them.
Bluepies 24
Well, can she?
wroberts 7
coworker and I
chatrb 2
Perhaps when you talk to the boss you can use better grammar than the OP, it would be in your best interest
chicagossirish 7
if you can't go though HR take it the National Labor relation Board NLRB, it a federal watch dog organization so they should be in all states,even in those BS 'right to work' states
spirithound 13
Isn't 'laid off' where the company completely doesn't need your job? But the boss wants to give the jobs away... This sounds like being fired... :(
Velnaa 17
Sucks that you lost your job OP. I don't understand though why everyone is going crazy when there is a chance she can do those things. We hired a girl to replace two jobs because of her impressive interview and confidence, she is living up to those expectations. It is possible the boss' niece can do the job quicker and better.