Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.
tmaster550 3
well that was unexpected
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Comments (169)
leadman1989 16
So just because your parents met first means you can't have fun? What if they break up is she forever off limits? The way you say it she must be UGLY because if she weren't I don't even think this post would be up... TBH
Carian01 0
Or maybe they've been related that way for a long time? Retard.
perdix 31
Cool, you don't even have to go outdoors to get laid! It's like getting the (theoretical) sex of marriage without the bitch having her meathooks on half of your shit. Winning!
Alex94xela 0
You are awesome sir.
nitram0606 0
Trying too hard...
thesunsetglow_fml 8
64- Your comments are without value, therefore invalidating your comment. So gtfo and stop hatin' on all the awesome people on FML with your jealousy.
all4pooh 4
She could have more than one best friend.
Ur1Temptazian 0
Awkward.
JayJ17 7
Some of you people make no sense. #9 is probably right. Just because it's his crush doesn't mean he should stalk her and no everyone of her friends. She probably has more than one bestfriends and he's assuming things. Gosh you act like it matters that it's his crush or EVEN his stepsister.
My_Nightmare 19
What. . .the ****?! Go back to school and learn how to talk/type. Maybe then you'll have a valid point because other human beings speaking the English language will be able to understand what the hell you're saying.
anongrl 2
Just because she made some mistakes doesn't mean she can't make a valid point. I understood what she meant, and I agree. It's possible. This isn't english class people. Get over it and move on.
spicerack1528 3
Pretty sure it's a he, support fail
anongrl 2
69- So? Who cares?
spicerack1528 3
Most people would care if you call them the wrong sex, unless they're both. Is there something you're not sharing ?
woahwoahwow 9
Wincest
False_Stupidity 42
How? It's his STEP sister therefore not blood relation therefore no incest
raaawwwrrZ 8
86 what if the perents had a child then they would be related through the child wouldn't they?
Daggertrout 6
Any child their parents have will just be a half-sibling to both of them, but they still won't be related any other way than their parents being married to each other.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Only legally, and only as much as they would be related by the of their parents or their own hypothetical marriage. Their parents having a child isn't magically going to change their genetic material to include some of each other's. But it'll make for one ****** up, albeit one that should not be frowned upon, family tree.
leadsails320 0
that awkward moment when you find out your [almost] sister wants to sex you.
dreamkayy 0
i love how cool everyone is with the idea of bangin your ouw step sister. now all u have to do is practice explaining to your kids why uncle-dad and aunt-mom already had the same last names before the wedding! lol
dontpanic_fml 32
think just for one second. the fact that their parents met and got married in no way relates them by blood. it's not a big deal if step siblings want to date. and i very much doubt they have the same last name. think.
tantrum4pres 0
they wouldn't have the same name dipshit
Daralea 21
Why would either the OP or his sister change their last name just because their parents are getting married? I'm not sure that's how it works.
ujstgtpwnd73 0
WINCEST!
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Lmao, ew that's creppy & gross . You better Handel that .
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Stay in school, kid.