Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.
tmaster550 3
well that was unexpected
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Comments (169)
sparten28 6
haha it ain't incest buddy
Calyx_fml 22
This has threesome written all over it.
HuGoo78_fml 16
It's kind of weird, and it sucks for you guy! Cockblock by your step-sister...
IPoopedOnU 12
Thats creepy
boobooCBA93 0
Sounds like cruel intentions
Igor_g5 0
Your step-sister is not a blood relative so it's ok and convenient.
Dead_Fox 17
hit that shit son :)
BrunoEscro 0
Haha xD could be the truth!!
Timmeh94 0
technically NOT insest.
merrielp 13
Ahhhh go for it dude. STEP sister