Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.
tmaster550 3
well that was unexpected
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Comments (169)
Laxplayer1515 0
Get in that your not related so who gives a shit
krez 20
She is lying. The only thing more attractive to a women than being a jerk-ass is her best friend liking you.
kenziem18 0
Are you from Idaho OP?
crackbunny626 0
weird.... o.O my step brother had a crush on me for a while but I fixed it by being a birch everytime he talked to me ^_^
_words_of_wisdom 4
#128 wow good for you i could never imagine being a BIRCH to anyone. too much work
GoArmy6624 7
The key word is "step"
RensM 22
Step sister, not your siter, it's an all GO, have fun, plus you'll get along great with the inlaws as well then :-P
corrinaswan 0
Maybe she has more than one best friend and if it is your step sis ur lucky it's not blood related
hikurashi83 15
incest o.o
Ugi 27
Incest is all about genetics - you're not a genetic relation to your step-sister so there's nothing to stop the two of you getting together. Nothing other than maybe not fancying someone you see as your sister!
ShadeOfWar 0
Hey no blood relation no problem