Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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neverStopLaughin 0
Well that sucks. I'm sorry that's all they care about, maybe go hang with other family or friends until they realize is not that big of a deal
Derek321 2
I'm sorry man. I had cystic acne a few years ago. I finally had to use acutane, so I haven't had a pimple in years now, though my skin is always dry. I feel your pain... -Ty
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MrJentipede 2
nice grammar
hellyjellybean 0
FYL I know what thatt's like. I'm 21. My acne is loads better since I started on isotretinoin, but I had it very badly for a couple of years while I tried all kinds of useless treatments. It was so bad that it was really painful at times. It had such a huge negative impact on my life, even though I am surpised how much In managed to block it out; if I had let myself appreciate just how bad it was, it wouldn't have been bearable... it was kind of a subconsicous destructive influence as well as a conscious one of not wanting to go out, not wanting anyone to see my disgusting face. My parents and family, as well as random strangers said some hurtful/annoying things. You definitely become " leper", you feel like no one wants to touch you and they probably don't. You are constantly worrying about getting new breakouts and hoping vainly it will begin to clear up. Seriously don't delay, get the isotretinoin treatment. It may be a pain, especially if you are a woman, cos you have to take very stringent precautions to ensure that you don't get pregnant whilst taking the medication or your baby will either miscarry or have very severe birth defects...but really how many people with severe acne have many sexual opportunities. XD Now I hope I can have some in the near future...it makes such a difference...it gives you your life back.... your face is so important for social communication it cannot be underestimated. Good luck.
mrdecay 3
All your parents. as in, your three mums and seventeen dads?
middletoe 5
As in "all they can talk about". :P ah, the things you can learn if you put your mind to it!
trizzieb 0
lay off the booze so much!
MetalCraze 11
nightingale your a total moron my niece had severe acne covering her entire face is was horrible and after we took her to a doctor her face was clear in only a month. get more informed you troglodytic imbecile.
pistbag 0
same will probably happen with me
elisabethecstasy 0
Aww sorry ): just rub some stuff on your face and it will probably clear up.
shalizzz 0
1. Stop complaining. 2. Understand that your parents and sister are not trying to be mean, they're just worried. It's not normal for acne to get worse after puberty - very often, it's a sign of a more serious health problem 2. Make an appointment with a dermatologist. The doctor should be able to determine the cause of your acne and recommend a treatement that will actually work.
katiecherrie 4
I know the feeling accutane all the way baby!!!!!
delibeli 0
are you related to me? we must have the same family