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martin29417 11
Your Phyton is probably not hungry right now or something is wrong with his stomach
Feklfekl2222 32
As soon as he gets hungry he'll eat it, so unless the rat shows signs he wants to bite your Python I wouldn't worry
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fmyinternet 13
Ball python right? They are especially hard to feed, picky little things. Lol, :3
icecreamisrad 13
You deserve it. I hope you get bit. Rats are amazing pets. Asshole.