Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at my best friend’s wedding. Mid-speech, I felt something was off. I looked down and realized I had a huge stain on my trousers. Not just a small stain, but a whole wet patch from crotch to knee. I had to finish the speech with one hand covering it. I later sniffed it, it was only champagne, but still… FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.
CurlyHairGuy 0
Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?
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L0VEPiNK07 0
no one said the zipper was down the front, just that it wasn't secure and her tata's and her whohaa were exposed when it fell.
shoeofallcosmos 0
Don't dis Hello Kitty. Sanrio is for ALL ages. I say kudos to the bridesmaid for holding on to her inner child. Hell, I'd buy Power Rangers panties if they made them for adults.
LilaBear 2
Lol. I'm sorry, but I was just maid of honour this past weekend, and *I* was anxious about making *my* speech coz I'd gotten some sauce on my dress! haha. (Fortunately I was able to clean most of it off, leaving only a faint mark.)
kikrafis 0
did anyone go "well hello, kitty"
ZeroCharisma 0
Who the hell has 600 people at their wedding? That's real personal. p.s. I have Hello Kitty underwear and I'm not ashamed to admit it!
paladininwaiting 1
any pics of said hello kitties????
ladiesman14 0
why do so many hot girls wear hello kitty panties ? is it code for hello pussy ?cause thats what goes thru my mind.
evolving_rabbit 0
doubt this happened. zippers don't just drop (especially on bridesmaid dresses), you'd have to get through the entire ceremony beforehand, oh, and the zipper has to come almost COMPLETELY down for the dress to drop. plus your hips should have supported some of the dress, so even if you did expose your breasts you should have had time enough to catch it before your kitty had time to say "hello."
omghehehe 0
:D hate to be you. Embarasssssing! Well, hope ur panites were sexy, cute and clean ;)
Zackk8D 0
Marry me?