Health: Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair... - FML

By anonymous - 03/04/2016 21:50 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML

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jadeleepenguin 29

Monday 4 April 2016 14:51

Shave it off and turn it into a wig

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Monday 4 April 2016 14:52

Now you can run around naked without violating public decency laws

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laughingmaniac 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:13

Shave. Also what is that vitamin named I'm interested if it is for hair on your head because I have short hair because I stupidly cut it and am really disappointed in myself.

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