Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Goddammit, Facebook!
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Nostalgia goggles
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Practicality
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Top comments
tazzzy 0
You really do not want to be with someone like that anyway. It's not an FML at all. Lucky you! You are rid of someone so insecure he is incapable of being without a girlfriend.
vendeep 9
can i say ouch!
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Comments (67)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
What a jackass. Be glad you're rid of him. I don't understand why some people /have/ to have a boyfriend/girlfriend at all times. But the OP's totally irrevelant username is throwing me off.
FairLouisa 0
I know, right? I was like, okay...when does the lasagna come in...
LemonadePink 0
But lasagna is delicious...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I made the username long ago to save favourite FML's, never thinking my sucky life story would be accepted.
Peroxide 3
He's a smart guy. The boogyman waits until your alone and then he gets you. Wanna go out OP? I need someone to cover the night shift while I sleep cause my night lamp broke.
perdix 31
You must really bad at, or really stingy with the sex. The salient feature of a loveless, futile relationship should be the easy and reliable access to decent-quality poontang. Being a barrier to solitude must mean that you didn't even bring that to the table.
mujerdivina1590 0
Maybe so, but that doesn't change the fact that the guy is an ass and will get his in the end. Hopefully literally.
dancin_chicka 0
Don't worry. The same thing happened to me with my ex only his new girlfriend was my bestfriend so itcould be worse for sure.
paivarotti 0
isn't that why most people are together?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No...
shudashuia 0
too many people ..whining about breaking up .. .. ....cos the 11.11???? now i have the some situation..that face to break up with my gf..god bless me .......... how can i do ?
larselduderino 0
Kick him in his balls and when he falls to the ground, lift his armpit away from his side and kick him there multiple times.
Joeboy777 0
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feminist19 0
generally after people break up they go on to find a new partner no? which is what he did? stop living in the past and try find someone new.
BLNovelist 0
Um...he was looking for a new girlfriend before he even broke up with the OP. He's an asshole.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI