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sericane Pittsburgh, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML

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I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao

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Did you ask if he needed extra sausage?

It's the meat special.

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aliciousness116 16

Lol, that's just nasty.

You probably interrupted some bangin

Glad he no longer works at that pizza place. Wouldn't want him making my pizza

Did you... get a tip?

Call the police. Indecent exposure. "Indecent exposure occurs if a person exposes his or her genitals in any public place or in any place where other people are present in circumstances that he or she knows or should know that the exposure will likely offend or alarm others." Pennsylvania Statutes, Title 18, Chapter 31, Section 3127