Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML
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sericane 20
I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao
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el_bell3618 29
Did you ask if he needed extra sausage?
ComoEsJuan 24
It's the meat special.
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annoyedperson 25
Are you two in the **** business
thatsme293 28
Maybe he was doing it for one of those truth or dare **** sites. For those who don't believe, see rule 34.
sericane 20
I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao
PhoenixChick 26
I've never heard of someone calling in homeless to work. How does that play out? I'd love to hear the phone call on day two. "No boss, I can't come in today. Still homeless. I might have a box tomorrow so I can come in for a half-day."
False_Stupidity 42
I'd love to know how being homeless stops you from working, I'd think it would be an incentive to work.
seepin 7
Something was off... His pants!
yellowzinnias 20
He's LUCKY it was you. A random person probably would have reported him to the police for lewd conduct.
unholyswiss 19
Might be his parent's or girlfriends/boyfriends place, or he's squatting somewhere he knows the real owners won't be back for a bit. If he's got the income to keep up with an expensive house like that he doesn't seem to be fully utilizing it anyway. But fyl for seeing his hairy balls flapping in the wind.
hayleyb2492 8
oh boy haha
Bcjackson 8
@OP, I can't believe you actually posted that to FML!!!!! I have a condition called CMD, Compulsory Masturbation Disorder; I ********** so much around the house that I often have my dick through my boxers pee hole and under my sweatpants so when I jerk off I can easily access my ****! but that day I was drunk and you caught me while I was doing it and I only stopped to open the door and forgot my **** was a danglin. yahhhhh skeet skeet mothafucka!!!
TMO2142 25
this is so fake XD
hardattack62 5
That's hot.
I_am_TheSixth 15
Would you like some more meat with that sir?
Fumi_fml 13
I've heard some horror stories from my friends that work at Pizza Hut. Though I'm sure they're caught off guard by the decorative sign on my door that says "Coffee ****" when I order delivery too.
trucker2 33
Should have handed him a shit load of napkins