Intimacy: Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and... - FML

By guriak - 14/07/2014 01:16 - United States - Jacksonville

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Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

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guriak 10

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:46

Okay so I don't know if I'm doing this follow up thing correctly but he ended up seeing the post on FML figured it was me lol it's all good (:

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mackdeezy 22

Monday 14 July 2014 12:34

Looks like a double FML

nana_star 27

Monday 14 July 2014 12:36

At the least you have this fml to prove that you're not cheating or anything

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Monday 14 July 2014 19:46

Dang, that just made things a 1,000 worse in my eyes .

llamaslikesoda 21

Monday 14 July 2014 19:51

Double whammy

powhovian221b 13

Monday 14 July 2014 20:00

Well then you could have sent yet another text saying "sorry wrong person got the wrong person text"

hellphone_fml 37

Monday 14 July 2014 20:01

If you said something like "what are you wearing?" I could see how you sent that to the wrong person. If it was "I want your dick" then that will be a tad bit harder to explain.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 July 2014 20:13

You screwed yourself over on that one

sansa304 2

Monday 14 July 2014 20:32

Gl Explaining that OP next time jist send ****.

Saraishi 24

Monday 14 July 2014 21:00

*facepalm*

ceelos97 16

Monday 14 July 2014 21:13

Ya sexting maybe isn't your thing

SofiaM0517 8

Monday 14 July 2014 21:59

Try the auto correct excuse next time

munny_fml 7

Monday 14 July 2014 22:45

Sorry wrong person? That's even worse lol!

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