Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
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thinmint 0
iPods doooo go that loud. mine does atleast... that was a bitch move from the gf.
Yarrachel 16
We're all completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
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Comments (145)
macaaroni 0
what a stupid bitch.
PIRATESofLEWES 0
LMFAO
youdidwhatnow 0
Ouch, your girlfriend was such a bitch.
apfunction 0
I want a girlfriend like THAT! she sounds crazy, in the best way! ha.
rockstarcolie66 0
grow a pair
MissOriginal 0
Dump her, she seems abnoxious
EffYoLife 14
dump her for being a dummy
xdrumkid101x 0
Sensitive ears much? iPods can't get THAT loud. Unless you did something to it.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
yeah.. the op could have done something to it and his ears would be very used to low volume and the girl turned it up rly fast... it's not rly how loud it is.. more how much ur used to it and how fast you do it.
purplepickle 0
it's actually REALLY loud when there's no other noise and when you're not expecting it. the transition from vary quiet to very loud can hurt your ears.
Ada360 0
A7A! (pronounced AHA) meaning ****! in Arabic.