Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML
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dole_dosser 13
I tend to walk my dog at night, when there are fewer distractions and prejudiced people around to have to deal with. I like to think she keeps the shady figures away when she stops and growls as we pass dark alleys and side passages.
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Yazoo77 16
Awesome that you're jogging again! And, hey, if they are shouting *******, that means you have something to be proud of!
SweetIam 12
Hey kudos to you for getting healthy. You're doing a lot better than they are!
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daemonsparta 16
wow, idiots
Tannasgh 22
I'm conducting scientific research into the harassment of female joggers. Trying to collect some empirical evidence about shape, size and ductility relative to comment type, frequency and maturity...
thatonetribute 31
Being catcalled is not a compliment.
thatonetribute 31
Why are some people such moronic pigs? Women are not sex objects to gawk at. I'm sorry, OP. Good for you for starting to jog! Just put it out of your mind and keep doing what you're doing.
Sazz024 7
Some men are such pigs. Sorry OP
dole_dosser 13
I tend to walk my dog at night, when there are fewer distractions and prejudiced people around to have to deal with. I like to think she keeps the shady figures away when she stops and growls as we pass dark alleys and side passages.
worldclassrager 41
That's the disadvantage of jogging without a sports bra...that may be a good investment
pantsareathing 8
Boobs are boobs, regardless of the bra. A sports bra doesn't keep them from bouncing all together, it just keeps them from bouncing hard enough to damage them. Also, OP stated in an earlier comment that she in fact was wearing a sports bra, so...
SkylineFTW97 25
Yup. People suck. There's nothing wrong with checking someone out, but if you do, don't be stupid about it. Don't shout "ZOMG BEWBS", like you've never seen any before. And don't stalk, or harass people. That's just ******* creepy. It makes you look like a jackass, and it makes men look like pigs.
Laudinho93 1
Keep doing what make you feel food, and you must be sexy, so fins a partner or 2
Mortoli 30
lol
wordygirl 11
That's why I jog with my 38 strapped under my *******. Just a little 38 Special. I'll tell you what's so special about it. Say some punks make me feel so creeped out I start to panic, Mr. Special makes an appearance to flatten as many tires as fast as he cannot so I can run like a bat outta hell. But hey, this is America and the people are becoming batshit crazy!
Mortoli 30
not that im for this whole gun contral bs in america.... but that just sounds like the worst reason to pull a gun on people... now if they stopped and started walking towards you by all means pull out mr special and watch em run if they dont warning shot if they continue enjoy a bloodbath otherwise that really not a reason to go psycho... just my opinion really lol.