Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML
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dole_dosser 13
I tend to walk my dog at night, when there are fewer distractions and prejudiced people around to have to deal with. I like to think she keeps the shady figures away when she stops and growls as we pass dark alleys and side passages.
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Yazoo77 16
Awesome that you're jogging again! And, hey, if they are shouting *******, that means you have something to be proud of!
SweetIam 12
Hey kudos to you for getting healthy. You're doing a lot better than they are!
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Yrel 3
what a bunch of assholes and pedofiles!
cyberI7 13
Crack a cap in their asses! Can't fix stupid.
Abcbabyunme 7
I was long boarding with some (male) friends once, and a group of girls started catcalling them. One of my friends was actually so used to getting catcalled that it didn't even bother him, and the other was just unaware that anybody finds him attractive. I just thought it was odd that the people who usually are on the recieving end of sexist comments would think it's okay to use them on others.
DoomedGemini 38
Catcalling doesn't really have a specific gender unfortunately. Sorry about those girls, I wish everyone would realize catcalling isn't okay.
NeatNit 33
Hey, look at the bright side! which is, um.. uuhh.... *******!!
invadermaythe1st 35
Sometimes you try too hard to be funny.
NeatNit 33
Naw. If I try hard, I do it at the top. On a bottom comment it's not worth the trouble ;) * This douchebag message brought to you by Not Funny Inc, your go-to company for all non-comedic needs.
AndyFitz417 3
Put the Zombies, Run app on your phone and listen to that. Listening to music, getting guidance from Sam, and out running zombies will make your run much more pleasant. And you won't have to listening to a bunch of worthless virgins yelling "*******!" when they pass you..
Tolkienite 12
Used to happen in P.E all the time. I feel those feels.
bnbhimp 10
I love boobies
iateapenguin 27
I was about to write an irate comment with several expletives about how catcalling is NOT a compliment, but am glad to see you guys have already done that. The "take it as a compliment" attitude really needs to change.
suznmar 16
I think you need a more supportive bra :/
unwantedforlife 14
You're right 70. I totally made that up to give her a false sense of hope that there was a way to stop some teenagers from being punks. But good thing you saw right through my lies, because the same situation can NEVER happen to two different people. That's crazy talk.