Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML
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Shanarie 11
OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)
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ohSNAPyall 27
Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?
UncleCaitlyn 21
I have a dark sense of humor but that's a little much
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LittleRich 10
Have you still got the receipt!?!?.... ?
rick159 12
Thank you for being a good person and taking care of the dog.
Shanarie 11
To clarify, the shelter I volunteer at is a NO KILL SHELTER. Even if I had taken him to the shelter, which I didn't because he's with a loving family, he would have been safe from harm.
lucygwen 5
At least it wasn't an expensive cocktail dress on the plus side
kk21days 14
So, $200.00 isn't expensive to you then? Must be nice to be that rich.
narnianstars 8
You have a good heart. Like another post had said. It was meant to be. You did a good thing. Don't let the bad posts get you down.
MissPessimist 4
that's what you get for a buying a dress that costs 200 dollars and b putting it outside. you could have just left it in the bathroom with the vent running.
MzZombicidal 36
"That's what you get for spending YOUR money and using a technique that people have done for hundreds of years!"
MozillaHostile 21
Dogs are assholes
Internetflakes 13
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!!!?