By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
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Rich531 21

Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.

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leogachi 15

@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.

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lvg_fml 10

Did you try to plan something. Did you try to kiss her? Communication is the key to every relationship

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xx000o 27

All of the above, ask yourself if you want the same for your fifth anniversary.

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Steve7910 6

Leave her and find someone that is more in tune with you. The minion was a cool gift though.

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kalbrek009 20

At least you didn't just celebrate your 6 yr anniversary (last week of October), then get divorce papers the day after thanksgiving (November) & get kicked out of your own house leaving you homeless because medication caused her to hallucinate that you were a bad person. FML

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dracolich 27

If you only value your relationship for the amount of sex YDI.

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Bragi 12

I'll bet she hasn't introduced you to her friends, either. You are not the boyfriend, OP.

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johnnyswallop 18

Sorry, dude, but you sound like a "sensitive, intelligent guy." I found out years ago that chicks only pay lip service to wanting such a man.

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Malsain_fml 10

Am I the only one understanding they did not had sex nor kissed THAT day? Everybody seems to be considering that nothing happened in 4 years...

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