Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Happy Holidays....ALL of them
Misskreher 30
Everybody has that true little kid in them. They just can't wait for presents.
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Comments (95)
chris_ohhhh 7
Amazing parents you got there OP!
jrock9093 18
Wtf lol have fun not that sucks feel bad for you
gc327072 31
That's like… every cliché comment thrown into one… without periods… excuse me for a minute. *opens window* *jumps to his death*
thatnucca 36
So did you wear your reindeer costume and joined in on the fun, Rudolph?
ulissey_fml 22
" i say, this is Ruddy annoying of them..."
jjmiller1001 17
I truly feel sorry for you op!
sanecatlady 13
What's wrong, don't they like Halloween? I usually wait until the 1st of November before I start to sing Christmas songs just to tease people. :)
QuantumCommenter 7
Ye gods… May the Kringle's have mercy on your soul in this Yuletide Hell.
graceinsheepwear 34
"Oh great prophet, what is the future of society?" "I can reveal only that people will celebrate holidays before they should."
smbio 17
It should be illegal to play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
addioty 19
Got that summertime sadmess?.
jdeezy01 13
It's beginning to look a lot like **** this.
geekchick88 17
I accidentally hit the thumbs down on your comment (damn touchscreen) and wanted to apologize! It made me laugh hysterically!
jdeezy01 13
No problem buddy. Glad to know someone else shares my sense of humor.
reymon8823 24
Definitely funny as Hell there... Nite you just need a picture of grumpy Kitty Lmmfao