Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Happy Holidays....ALL of them
Misskreher 30
Everybody has that true little kid in them. They just can't wait for presents.
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Comments (95)
happyfingers 15
Christmas is awesome! YDI for being a grinch... Even if they are a little overboard... and... quite early... But oh well. Where's your holiday spirit?
qwertyu_ioplk 9
i love your parents, i would have joined in!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Some people get annoyed that Christmas stuff appears on store shelves before Halloween even gets here, but OP you don't have to be such a Scrooge. Your parents are having fun, and you can't tell me you didn't behave that way when you were a little kid. Maybe they're getting you back for it. Either way, if you don't like what your parents are doing (besides putting a roof over your head and giving you a place to live, eat, and sleep), just go into your room, close the door, and turn on your music or something. No need to complain, Mr. Grinch.
Omniprism 15
That would be hell for me too. Not sure id be able to survive.
Heathtastic 10
Lighten up OP. Christmas is awesome
ThatsJustCray 5
guess they don't like to celebrate halloween?
incoherentrmblr 22
*its beginning to look a lot like...* "It has begun!!!..."
ratorr2 23
I guess that means the radio stations will start playing their "All Christmas music, All the time" any day now. They start that earlier every year.
mrmillerstie 8
Already??
cho_bee 9
Sounds like something I'd do after 6 or 7 magic brownies...