Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
alexhaz64 4
Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!
Krirn 21
Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.
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Comments (123)
1zar1 10
I'd say just ask him about it. Honesty is important.
kirdypie 14
Positive or negative?
Feverrotes 15
33 comments in and only one idiot has said "dump him." Could it be that the FML Community is actually maturing?
superpoptart 24
I've been here since 2009, and yes, it is! :)
Feverrotes 15
I've been here since around 08/09 as well. It's like seeing your kids grow up - a thing of beauty I tell you.
ShadowlessSpear 21
It's 2014, and no, it hasn't.
screenager5 35
possible bright side: maybe he's just a lovable dumbass who thought it would somehow be fun to pee on a pregnancy test. it could happen!
beth_ebdon 6
Well... Was it positive, cos then you have a much bigger problem
oldgrump 6
get him to doctor. he might have serious health problems! 'cause if a male pees on pregnancy test and it turns positive, it is pretty sure that he's got testicular cancer. good new are that this type of cancer is easy to cure, so he'll live. probably with one ball.
Clefairi 10
And if it's not his, I'm pretty sure he'll be living with no balls. I hope you're right, for OPs sake.
ilovegordon 6
who said the test was positive?
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Congratulations ! Your boy friend will give birth in 9 month
benmec 18
Sounds like your boyfriend has a boyfriend. And this boyfriend "breeded" him. So now he might be pregnant.
screenager5 35
dafuq?
chronosphere 18
your boyfriend is pregnant
Posthuman 26
With cancer babies?
Dcm210 19
Maybe he was the one taking it.