Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends... - FML

By annoyed - 29/07/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

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BoondockSaint9 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:13

Hey, this is the OP...just made an account to clarify this. She painted my room black, then tried to paint turquoise stripes over it. The hardwood floor might be fixable, yeah, but getting the black paint out of my white carpet...? Not so much. Not to mention she broke my patio door to get in...and she tried to poor the extra paint down the drain in my bathroom sink, so that's all clogged up. Needless to say, she's not my friend anymore...if I can get her to pay for the damages and a painter to fix my room, I won't press charges.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:04

Hideous cover, or color? If it's on the inside, it's no big deal. However, for revenge, do something to the outside of her house for the whole world to see!

aback 4

Friday 30 July 2010 2:35

I'd say go ahead and file a report while you can. I suspect you're going to have a tough time getting any money out of her. A police report will help you in the civil suit. And yeah, get friends who aren't morons.

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moi101 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:16

what a bitch

lovable_ditz 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:23

file a police report for breaking an entry and vandalism.

gr3enw1lly17 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:44

Sounds like you need new friends.

icxiibunnie 14

Wednesday 24 October 2012 21:34

She could have possibly broke into your house more than once. Maybe she threw a party at your house and invited all your friends while you were gone. Then tried to cover it up with a bad paint job :O

CPTBRYN 4

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:58

Kill all of Your friends

Lunasis 14

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:00

disgusting *facepalms* someone really needs to go upside her head with a broom

hegchog12 18

Tuesday 14 April 2015 22:46

I presume broom is a misspelling of a brick?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 July 2015 4:57

I'd file a report.

BoriquaLove293 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:01

Take her to court for damages. Hard wood is not cheap!!

Tyrax 16

Friday 29 July 2016 3:38

Screw her. And screw the people that agree with her.

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:22

I would be so pissed!!!

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