By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 450
You deserved it 2 403

Same thing different taste

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Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!

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Your boyfriend might hate giving you flowers, but at least he left you a few cute cats while you were out! He was only trying to correct his mistake.

oj101 33

Crazy cat lady stopped over for a visit.

might be possible, that you closed one in the house while you were gone. Would explain the smell. Found a cadaver yet?

I smell a grammar related error in this post.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Where? I can usually pinpoint them out.. I've read it twice and I don't see any errors.

mega20913 8

I can image the cat in the picture saying "yea I did it...what are you gonna do about it"

Merridew 8

I want to have a vacation too

Ariana386 3

Wth? One must have gotten trapped in you're house SOMEhow.... Ew. What a homecoming. Two weeks' worth of cat poop.