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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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You deserved it 91

By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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You deserved it 8 404

By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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You deserved it 2 588

By Renna303 - 18/09/2017 20:00

Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML

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You deserved it 550

By screwed - 19/11/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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You deserved it 3 193

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 341

xMafia 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:04

Hey, don't worry. it's not like he pawned your guitar for gas money. Oh, wait...

fmlperson1724 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

your dad suuucks

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TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:06

Well, gas is expensive nowadays But seriously, that sucks big fonkey balls

omggtfomi 1

Monday 14 November 2011 14:36

That's when you go ape shit on the mother ****** and disown him

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 May 2012 0:13

Sell his gas for guitar money.

apocalyptica_fml 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:23

He better get that guitar back or get you a new one! Sorry OP, I hope you can sort things out. Things wouldn't end well if my parents got rid of my guitar.

_highandlow 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:26

Times are tough.

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:36

That blows. Living at home has it's advantages but it's totally not worth it to me. I'm so glad I no longer have to deal with crap like that.

IconicFML 9

Monday 3 March 2014 6:14

Pawn his car for guitar money.

SergioB11 14

Friday 8 April 2016 8:24

I don't play guitar or any instrument but if my dad pawned one of my valuables I would have been super pissed off

Beastninja5268 15

Friday 2 December 2016 19:19

I would "pawn" his car for money to get a new guitar.

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