Miscellaneous: Today, I came back from a two week vacation. As I walked in the... - FML

By ClydeBarrow - 29/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I came back from a two week vacation. As I walked in the door, my boyfriend greeted me with a "Hey, honey! Could you clean the crockpot?" It still had the chicken in it from my going away dinner. FML

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ClydeBarrow 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:27

He refused to go with me on vacation because he said that Italy was too hot. You can ask him why he didn't want to go. I put the chicken in a container and handed it to him because I figured if he wanted to keep it lying around the house while I was gone, he wouldn't mind eating it while he was finding a place that would take his lazy ass in.

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alex_vik 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:43

Do you even know the definition of the word "boyfriend"?

nuhtmehg 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:19

I agree with #61 - the first thing i would have said is " and you didn't do it why? " Bravo for kicking him to the curb ... you definitely deserve better !

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snazzymcwho 21

Thursday 23 April 2015 18:26

Uh, he can clean it or kick him out. UGH. I can't stand men who can't take care of themselves. Pathetic.

prettygurl89 16

Friday 28 August 2015 8:06

Ewwwww

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 14 January 2016 20:02

well, really he probably didn't know how to clean it and didn't want it to get ruined. he could've called and asked though.

saricaste 21

Thursday 27 October 2016 0:39

That is ******* disgusting. Good job on getting rid of him.

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 7 November 2017 4:28

How could he stand to be in the house after just a week of that chicken and all in the crackpot rotting?

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