Miscellaneous: Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like...

By theman - 21/05/2009 20:49

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

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You deserved it 44 920

By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 370

You deserved it 2 838

By holymoly - 05/09/2012 06:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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You deserved it 1 978

By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 213

You deserved it 3 933

By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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You deserved it 12 615

By Invisible - 08/12/2010 21:55 - Canada

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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You deserved it 3 295

By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 144

You deserved it 3 406

By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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You deserved it 363

Casualt1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

Oh Steve, I'm sorry that sucks

suckstobeyou3 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:04

next year, bring a cake with your name on it.

Comments

thequeenofscots 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:30

First off, happy birthday, Jeff. Secondly, yes, it sucks now, but believe me, someday, you'll be their boss or rich while they're in debt.

I'madumbass 19

Friday 23 June 2017 17:34

Agreed. Kid, listen to thequeenofscots. The user's got a point here.

ShowerFlirt 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:32

lol #35...Jeff, remember that for next time... I'm guessing you're young (which, btw, I think makes it a bigger FYL); kids are mean. I'd love to say it gets better as you get older, but I find I run into more adults who think they are "cool kids" than I'd ever care to. The good news is, you can choose to ignore them; chances are, their karma is causing (or will cause) their lives to be shitty anyway...

mintfreshpinesol 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:42

I'm sorry, this is so fake.

idontsinkso34 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:46

The last time someone brought cupcakes to school for a birthday was.... 3rd grade???? How old are you??? And "Like all of the cool kids do",,,, none of which who know your name. Oh yeah, happy birthday, Ste- I mean Jeff.