Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Top comments
5secondsofvvifi 21
She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself? I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.
dagarr 11
Well looks like ur dad was having some fun
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Comments (87)
ptellini 7
I love your dad ?
Jennandco 25
She mustn't have cared about you much then it she won't even hear you out
Gillett 23
Ok...... Flour! **wink, wink**
Brandi_Faith 34
Plot twist: op's dad actually deals cocaine and was just telling his son it's flour, because he had to get the shipment unloaded fast.
Indiantrolledd 16
This isn't a FML or a YDI in my opinion. This girl can't take a joke, and that would take a toll on your relationship depending on what kind of person you are.
vianne_blu 4
You have cruel parents
Omniprism 15
Your dad sounds awesome. And I think he helped you dodge a bullet. But why didn't you run after her?
superspy3214 16
What an awesome dad, I don't see a downside. If your girlfriend can't handle a little Cocaine joke and your dad is the type of person who makes them I don't think it would've worked out
miriamfrank 22
And asshole dad strikes again
creeperdevon 18
I say good riddance to her if she won't even listen.
mcstud33 6
Plot twist: Your GF is a detective that's been working a drug dealer that's bringing coke into the US and realized it was your dad. And also it wasn't flour.