Anon
Australia
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
JTo
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Bloodknight 22
Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!
missmasturah 0
That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.
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Comments (141)
perfectlife 0
Behind is spelled correctly... =/
dyld921 2
It wasn't yesterday. It was edited by the staff.
hello_marie 0
ouch.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, they did have things in common. Same gender, same girlfriend...
pewness 0
wow, u got turned both of them gay?? :P lawlz
weasleyismyking 0
Sounds like you turn people gay...
asu17 0
You can't "turn" anyone gay. She just has a really bad gaydar.
Lauren28 0
HAHAAHAHA. thats pretty hilarious.
doof_fisch 2
That makes them the "ex" in homosexual and you the "sap" in homosapien.
nuclear 0
I hate to be that one annoying whiner poster but here it goes anyways. How many times has a situation like this been done? Too many times.
ghost18 0
****,,,both of your boyfriends were gay,,,thats sucks or maybe you turned two straight men into gay....either way FYL
Hallucinate 0
what??? it says behind...