Embarrassing, Clothes and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to...

By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 17:00

Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:30

It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

reader1 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:40

#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.

Comments

ammali 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:32

LOL, I have done that before (except it was an M sticker). I think the XL would be more fun to have on your boob!

SamuraiDeli 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:33

Even if you did remember to take the sticker off, I don't think it would have hidden the fact that your shirt size is still an XL. People do have eyes. Not really much of an FML.

EffinWhosLife 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:40

Most of those stickers are too clear, and I don't even notice the text on them somtimes.

sugarnspice 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:45

LAME.

castnerinho 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:49

not that big a deal....

saywhut05 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:57

that, my friend, is funny! It doesnt have to be embarrassing. One of my friends left a XL sticker on his crotch all night... it was pretty funny, especially since he strategically placed it there. Hopefully, people will see the humor in this.