Love: Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend...

By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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Never grow old

By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Fashion police

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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Average White Sox fan

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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I'm never talking to strangers again

By Anonymous - 28/01/2025 20:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I attempted to compliment a stranger’s sweater by saying, "Wow, that looks cozy!" However, I said it way louder than intended, and they thought I was mocking them. I’ve never seen someone put on a jacket so fast. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

Comments

planetearth 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:15

wow you must be tiny. gross.

Anderling 32

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:17

Should've checked the back...

blacklagoon_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:22

I think it's nice you did that for her :) Though if it was a joke that's just mean.

fatfaceunited 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:25

wow, if you know what the color coral is then maybe you are a "boy crazy"

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:44

I wear color coral panties sometimes so how does that make me boy crazy?

Miss_Tyff 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:49

How could you not notice you were in the teen girl's section??? Did you somehow miss all of the skirts, dresses, glitter, and floral patterns? I mean, seriously... And if your girlfriend was aware of all this, which I don't see how TWO people couldn't notice you were in that section, then she's a bitch or has no fashion sense. She'll probably dress you in pink next. Beware. =)

moron_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:52

HAHAHAHAH this made me laugh SO hard. HAHHA stillllll laughingggg

rose33red99 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:57

Haha when I first read this I thought coral was light blue, and what the hell is mauve? (Yes I'm a girl but no I don't know colors too well) But anyway that's awesome that you fell for that.

oasisaddict 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:05

What do you expect when the sweater is... coral? What colour is it anyway, bright pink?

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:15

Epic fail. Firstly, I don't care what any girl says, my personal opinion is that feminine colors (like pink/coral/whatever) look awful on guys. Secondly, you fail for not checking a femininely colored hoodie--actually you should always check any hoodie--to see if it said anything on it. And for those asking coral is a pinkish-peachish color.