Love: Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend...

By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

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SarahBabyCakes05 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:55

hahaha dude! that's great. your girlfriend sucks. sorry to break it to you lol.

_FACKMYLIFE_ 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:20

you bought a coral colour sweater....epic fail. FYL

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:21

I didn't realize men bought coral sweatshirts... I mean that's pretty close to pink. And you bought it without looking at it very closely ...? Heh.

BEB131 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:25

You must be gay.... cuz to straight guys coral is not a color

Magus_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:29

That is awesome

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:35

actually to be honest that sounds like an ugly/trashy sweatshirt even for a teenage girl lol i wouldn't wear it

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:46

Dude, anybody who's ever swam in a coral reef, or just knows what "coral" is, automatically associates it with the color that is sort of off of hot pink. this is coming from a straight guy, who simply likes to do adventurous stuff/go to tropical places in the summer. i mean yeah hes gay and dumb for not reading it... but as for knowing the color, I KNEW the color! i didnt "learn" it somewhere, its just smoething thats obvious!

LaTuaCantante 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:05

hahahahaahahaha.thats what you get for mot actually looking at the hoodie before putting it on ;D

Dichoscillation 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:15

Your girlfriend is awesome! She should totally be one of my f*g hags. It's impressive that she got you to wear coral, though! I'd wear coral, but it goes horribly with my hair. Bright blonde and all; some girls maybe can wear it, but coral on a guy goes best with brown hair. I think I actually had that sweatshirt, but then my friend Rikki stole it (it's fine, though, we steal each others' clothes all the time, except for jeans, cause I'm a 4L and she's an 8L).