Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
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mcsnelly 5
sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.
Eternity_fml 0
What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.
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Everlasting_fml 0
Number eleven honestly made my day.
clairebear096 0
ydi go to the doctor.
mylamesauce 0
okay i was eating girl scout cookies when i read this...i got all paranoid and every bite i took i looked meticulously all over the cookie for signs of rot/decay/mealworms/etc ew...fyl indeed...unless of course "a while" is like...more than a week...i wouldn't eat something that's been exposed to sun and what-not for so long...ewwww anywho...have fun with that memory ;D
hope88 0
omfg!
burrito_supreme 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
mel2643x 0
THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE WITH REESE'S! Maybe 7 years ago though, and there were a bunch of them inside, but luckily I hadn't bitten it, just opened it with my hands. My mom packed it for me for lunch and I think it was a christmas color wrapper and definitely not Christmastime. If you still have the wrapper and it has a date on it maybe you can send them a complaint and they'll give you some free ...reese's...? Yours couldn't have been sitting there for THAT long, right, I mean there are enough preservatives in that kind of stuff... I agree, your life is ******. ...
musikkx3 0
GROSSSSS but ydi, it was sitting out there for a while, what did you expect?
mel2643x 0
THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE WITH REESE'S! Maybe 7 years ago though, and there were a bunch of them inside, but luckily I hadn't bitten it, just opened it with my hands. My mom packed it for me for lunch and I think it was a christmas color wrapper and definitely not Christmastime. If you still have the wrapper and it has a date on it maybe you can send them a complaint and they'll give you some free ...reese's...? Yours couldn't have been sitting there for THAT long, right, I mean there are enough preservatives in that kind of stuff... I agree, your life is ******. ...
No_Limit_fml 0
How'd you not notice that? And that's gross you should get your mouth looked at.
greenfrog5 0
lol at #78 i don't think he will want any reeses any time soon. Storys like this are the reason i come to FML. I love it