Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
At this point, it's just self-sabotage
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Thanks, I guess
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Top comments
toxxickittyy 19
You dodged a bullet, trust me. I dated 2 people on WoW, first was immature like your ex and the second one I ended up marrying. You'll find the gamer of your dreams, keep your head up OP :)
Gravenmuir 18
Achievement unlocked: single.
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Comments (102)
PokeyPorcupine 18
Wow isn't he a special boy!
kernelkat 16
Bullet dodged.
ndnpride88 25
Definition of a sore loser there. You won by losing him. Move on
WOTAN1488 24
Lol YDI
HeyyShayy 15
.....he dumped you because you're a badass gamer? You don't need him in your life anyways -.-
Cebolamole 13
Who needs a noob boyfriend, anyway?
shitcreeksurvr 13
Damn rage quitters!
bass_ftp 12
Be glad, you dodged a bullet here.
sailorarctic 22
someones a sore loser.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
What a sore loser